I would make snow angels in a patch of sand stickers for a bag of Funyons and a Mr. Pibb right now.
Packer linebacker Dave Matthews has been stat-less for two straight games. No tackles, no sacks, no forced fumbles, nothin'. But he's got cool hair. Doesn't matter what you do in a game as long as you have cool hair.
I'm in John Randle mode.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QERsU3dsDYE