Fire everyone. Fire the secretary. Fire the cheerleaders. Fire the groundskeeper at Winter Park. Fire that greasy, fat hairy toad that rides around on a fake Harley before the game. Fire the radio announcers - especially Gary Coleman. Nothing worse than a horrible sideline reporter for a horrible team.
"Now down to Greg" - "Wow, I have seen a lot of looks before but the looks on the faces really says something about this team. Blah Blah Blah." After this season there should be plenty of ex-Vikings to choose from for sideline reporters.