I think I've figured 'em out. Every time I think they have a shot at stealing a game, they go out and flop around like a perch on a hot sidewalk. So...I'm telling myself this week that they are going to get slaughtered, that Jared Allen won't even get NEAR Rodgers. That Peterson will run for 62 yards and fumble twice. And as soon as I'm done convincing myself what's to happen, KABLAMMO! They shock us and pull out a victory.

It's like reverse osmosis or something like that.

So if you talk to Sue this week and she warns you that the Pack are going to demolish the Vikes, just nod and agree.

Man, are they gonna get trounced or what? woohoo, huge trouncin'