Structure meaning a torn seat of the pants guy like yourself might not like to know what he's gonna eat or drink for a Vikings game, wanna just see what you feel like on game day. And considering you'll likely be at the Turek thing reliving that tackle you made against Nicollet on Parent's Night and spilling Schlitz on yourself until midnight, you might need a call to get yourself up for the second half. It's the least I could do.
