Ok, seemingly the Vikings first round pick in the 2011 National Football League draft hasn't really sparked anybody's interest, so I'll be the first to ask -

What is a Christian Pondler? And is this a good pick? What did the experts say? Did they laugh out loud? Does he have a good motor? How many gears does he have? Does he have an extra gear then, too? How did his character grade out? What was his time in the shuttle race? The shuttle race is a very underrated evaluation, especially for a QB in the Vikings system as they need to be able to go side to side in a collapsing pocket very quickly. How did he fare on the chin-up bar?