I suggested to a local t-shirt shop that they should make a t-shirt with a Cowboys player with his pants around his ankles, his thumb in his mouth and "Brookings" on the back of the jersey. On the bottom would read "34-3. Pants on the Ground."
With a little luck we could add a Saints player after next week, and a NY Jet two weeks later. Three guys with their pants around their ankles and their thumbs in their mouths. I'd be in for two.