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I woke this morning with eyes so wide
already feeling giddy inside
Hours to wait for todays big game
I stood by the toilet and took good aim
I watched my stream hit it's target with ease
It was nothing like Ponder, very much like Brees
I gave it a shake and tucked it back in
Now it was time to prepare for a win.
I went to the kitchen to get me some toast
Stiff-arming my son, BAM! bannister post
My focus is pinpoint, my purpose is single
It's all about football, I'm so done with Kringle
The crock pot is filled with hot tasty wieners
That's tough on my poem, but I like to say "wieners"
Let's all forget quickly, how bad Ponder is
We still got A.P., the best in the biz
Later today, around dinner time
My guess is I'll have to repeat this here rhyme:
The Vikings gave the Packers a beating
Can't wait for next week for our wild card meeting
SKOL!!
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We might need a thread for poems. That's really outstanding.
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Are you effin serious? Is that poem original? Outfrickenstanding if so. You should submit that to KFAN or something.
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You like apples?
HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPLES?!!!
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I'm thinking the Vikings will be Sunday's game next week and that means......... Joe Buck again. Yuck.
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WOO HOO - Saturday night on NBC.
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Discount double choke! Boy am I tired. Bam welcome to Skolville!
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Bnag - we may need another poem for Saturdays game!
Awesome!
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Vikings are off to Lambeau
14 degrees, but no chance of snow
Adrian said he could play 12 more
That's ok, just make it four
Rodgers threw a tantrum, he looked like a *bleep*
Let's put him on his can, no Lambeau leap
"GO PACK GO", is what they like to say
That's just dandy, just not this Saturday
Brewster said, "getchyer chilli hot boys"
this is the playoffs, so let's make some noise
sit back and relax, uncap a beer
We're playing with house money and not supposed to be here
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