"From the Front Row"

Amateur baseball hasn't changed much since since the Tigers' equipment washed away forty years ago. Wood bats turned to aluminum, then back to wood. Pants are shorter, longer and anywhere in between. Catcher's gear has gone modern. And friendly ribbing of both the locals and the guests is still welcomed, as long as it remains tasteful. Here are some examples of modern-day ballpark banter. You can practice them at home!

When a pitcher has thrown a lot of pitches and is really struggling he is said to be "cooked." It is not uncommon for the friendly banter to include "stick a fork in him."

Umpiring is a very difficult job, so it is best to leave them out of the discussion. However, it is OK if the ribbing is clever enough. "Kick the dog, Blue" might be used after a bad call leaves not only the umpire looking site-impaired, but his seeing-eye dog, too.

If someone of large stature takes a wild swing and misses the ball, someone might suggest to "watch out for flying buttons."

If there is someone who is vertically challenged occupying a postition, it is not uncommon to hear someone inquire - "who set the hat out at second base?"