Brian Baschnagel? It's true! Look it up.

Bobby Wade and Marcus (Mrs.) Robinson come to mind for some reason.

Brad Johnson to start for Dallas? Dallas wins and we win, we are in!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDjG9XlsHqQ

I am so glad the Norton had family values on Sunday night. I had a line on 4 $113 Vikings tickets and passed. It was a much better game to watch at home. Draft a quarterback.

Dallas doesn't need the win, Redskins in a cake walk. Vikes will be home for New Years.

You think it is over?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Heck No!

And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! What the [expletive deleted] happened to the Steiny I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Norton, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my _ _ _ from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this.

Wow.

I do love your passion Norton!

http://www.startribune.com/12844491.html

This cracks me up.
Scott was cited and released at the scene.

"He asked the officers, 'Don't you know who I am?'" Carpenter said. "They cut him a break by not placing him in handcuffs."

First order of business - cut Williamson.

Hey it wasn't his fault. The wind just sort of changed on him and he was so wide open he didn't focus on the ball soon enough.
Those were his excuses in the paper the next day. How does he have a job as a wide receiver? Is he a bigger bust than Dimitrius Underwood was? I think so. At least Underwear found something he was good at. Giving Halloween goers great costume ideas.