The Purple hit Mankato on Wednesday! Football is back and life is good. I'm thinking 15 and 1.

Now lets stay out of trouble in Kato. Remember what Keith Millard said!

"Your guns are useless against my massive arms"? Or was it "I was late for curfew and that's why I ran away from my wrecked Corvette"?

Ex-Viking Tommy Kramer Arrested For DWI
Some things never change. Tommy must also be getting into the spirit of training camp.

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_205114215.html

Ah yes, two minute Tommy. He had his best games playin on a hangover.

Is that a monkey he's holding in his right hand? Weird.
"Souvenirs, novelties, paaahty tricks!"

Dunn is out for a month at least and Vick doesn't look like he will start the season. I'm thinking the Vikes might win the opener.

I've heard that "Two-minute Tommy" was a big fan of Mike Myer's character Dieter and the Sprockets sketch on Saturday Night Live during the 1980's.

Dieter was known for asking his guests,
"Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Touch my monkey!"

It seems that Tommy attempted to utlize a hand puppet monkey as a pick-up technique and from the picture above enjoyed limited success.

Vick might be entering a plea today.