I donít know how many of you caught it, but there is this gal in Maryland that claims she has the 3rd ticket from the mega millions jackpot worth about 105 million dollars after taxes. She called a press conference to show the world the ticket; the problem is she didnít have it.
She at first said she hid the ticket behind the McFlurry machine at the McDonalds where she works. I bet the owner of that Mickey Dís was real happy with that as they probably worried all night about some meth heads tearing the place apart looking for the ticket.
She then called the aforementioned press conference to show the world her ticket, but that was cancelled because she said she misplaced the ticket. Which personally, I believe because no one else has come forward so it has to be true. Plus, who would want to give up a job at McDonalds for 105 million dollars? I can understand her desire to stay working.
The best part was her hat Ė Sweet Swine Pork Rinds. The funny part is some guy figured out the hat was a tongue-in-check advertisement and the company didnít exist but he bought the domain name for his own political pleasure. Nice work.
This has me hoping that Minnesota will have a big, lone powerball winner the third week of June that doesnít come forward because I will help promote Sauerkraut Days by claiming to be the winner. Weíll hold the press conference by the Sauerkraut stand and Iíll need some appropriate attire. Iím thinking the Evolution guys can make a creative hat for me to wear and the owl parade shirt from this year will be a must. (If you havenít got one yet, get it because itís the best t-shirt yet.) http://www.hendersonmn.com/chatter/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=20973
Iím thinking weíll claim that the winning ticket has been hidden in an empty sauerkraut can, in the secret bunker, of the Buckís Lake Beast (a.k.a. Bigfoot). This will kill two birds with one stone, big lottery winner and the existence of Bigfoot. (Iíve always wondered why the video of the Buckís Lake Beast hasnít gone viral, but weíll change that.) We could then have Buckís Lake Beast walk over the dike for a bit and then slip off into the mist.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjhWL34Bo...mp;feature=plcp
The only problem here is I donít have that honest of a face, even if I had a Sweet Swine hat but Iíll be the townís huckleberry. Although come to think of it, I have been told I have a face fit for radio so we have that going for us - so this might work out yet.